<body>Deck the halls with spimes and markup!
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I would suggest playing Fallout for at least 6 months of your life.
-Wisdom from the boss/brother to the new intern
Make the “About Us” section more hunting, less agriculture.
Boss: Learning Ruby is like skipping pot and going straight to acid.
Employee: What’s Python?
Boss: Hash.
“You just have to keep trying until they get a restraining order.”
What you need is some dating personas! And an anti-persona!
A focus group is like mixing a sports car and a full sized van - you get a minivan - and no one likes those.
Make the copy more irish, less welsh!
We were designed as people to run around and kill things in packs. We need to design the way we work around that.
Boss #1: By the end of your tenure here, you’ll be undateable.
Boss #2: That’s not true, she’ll be ultra-dateable!
(on whether I should watch more Star Trek)