November 2011
1 post
A Normative Christmas Carol
<body>Deck the halls with spimes and markup!
C21717 3C8D0D!</body>
July 2011
1 post
I would suggest playing Fallout for at least 6 months of your life.
-Wisdom from the boss/brother to the new intern
April 2011
1 post
Make the “About Us” section more hunting, less agriculture.
February 2011
2 posts
Boss: Learning Ruby is like skipping pot and going straight to acid.
Employee: What’s Python?
Boss: Hash.
“You just have to keep trying until they get a restraining order.”
January 2011
1 post
What you need is some dating personas! And an anti-persona!
December 2010
1 post
A focus group is like mixing a sports car and a full sized van - you get a minivan - and no one likes those.
November 2010
3 posts
Make the copy more irish, less welsh!
We were designed as people to run around and kill things in packs. We need to design the way we work around that.
Boss #1: By the end of your tenure here, you’ll be undateable.
Boss #2: That’s not true, she’ll be ultra-dateable!
(on whether I should watch more Star Trek)
October 2010
2 posts
I think people would pay $50 to lie in a pool of lego. It’d be a lego spa.
Today my boss plugged in my ghetto 80’s keyboard and we played stupid songs really loud in the office. It was spectacular.
August 2010
3 posts
“This looks super ‘flowers grow out of your app and shit’.”
“I think that change would make it less cylon, more happy robot.”
“You need to go out and get all the stock footage of the wild animals, first.”
July 2010
2 posts
“I’m like the human equivalent of a polar bear.”
Lately my boss has been drawing the best metaphorical sketches in a “how to draw” tv show style. My favorite so far is the elephant (in the room).
June 2010
5 posts
“Shit happiness”
“What is this, Florida? There’s a reason I live in Canada”
– Uttered when the thermostat was turned up to 72f/22c
“It’s not like some flying saucer future!”
“You’re not the only one who can dance like a total nerd!”
“I was gonna wear that shirt today, but that’s my friday shirt.”
May 2010
1 post
Happy friday from my boss
“I want to SPIME on people!”