I would suggest playing Fallout for at least 6 months of your life.
-Wisdom from the boss/brother to the new intern
Boss: Learning Ruby is like skipping pot and going straight to acid.
Employee: What’s Python?
Boss: Hash.
A focus group is like mixing a sports car and a full sized van - you get a minivan - and no one likes those.
We were designed as people to run around and kill things in packs. We need to design the way we work around that.
Boss #1: By the end of your tenure here, you’ll be undateable.
Boss #2: That’s not true, she’ll be ultra-dateable!
(on whether I should watch more Star Trek)
